Looking for something to watch on French hotel TV
APPARENTLY Thrombotronics is up 5.4 points….
remember this! Then compare it with CNBC
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In case of emergency ….. simply panic!?!??
I saw this on an Italian train…….
even Google translate wouldn’t come up with this!!!!
Oops…..
We were walking back to the hotel discussing ideas of travel – cruises versus the potentially chaotic random approach we take; trying to understand and respect local customs, mores and greetings.
It was during this conversation that I greeted two truckers with a chirpy ‘Buona sera!’ Unfortunately this coincided precisely with me inadvertantly breaking wind.
I fear that Italians from the north may now believe that a pleasant phatic exchange should be accompanied by a loud fart! Oops!
Pardon?!?
A BBC interviewer was comparing the current Stormy/Trump farce with the Clinton/Lewinsky affair. The interviewee commented that the comparison was ‘fellatious’ ! That’s what I heard, anyway …….
J. C. and a what!?
I once saw on a freelancer site, a request for a ‘a painting of Jesus cuddling a baby dinosaur’, along the lines of the photo attached. The fact that there was already such a photo in existence is itself a little scary . . . .
The Voice ?
Cheltenham Festival
Do you like a ‘flutter on the gee-gees’ ?
My tip is
‘DON’T DO IT’
