Categories Cats Eating and Drinking: wine food beer cooking Humour Humor Italy-Italia Journal Language Thoughts Cat blackmail .. if you don’t feed me, Stephen Fry gets it . . . Post author By Rowland Jones Post date December 2, 2011 6 Comments on Cat blackmail .. if you don’t feed me, Stephen Fry gets it . . . Share this:TweetLike this:Like Loading... Related Tags blackmail, blog, blues, cat, Cats, food, humour, Italian, Italy, journal, language, Stephen Fry, thoughts, wordpress, writing By Rowland Jones Jones spends his time writing & performing his songs, writing to the papers, doing illustrations for Zuiderlucht and browsing idly around the net for considerably longer than any adult should . . . View Archive → ← even more autumn leaves . . . → the world of pedantry . . . 6 replies on “Cat blackmail .. if you don’t feed me, Stephen Fry gets it . . .” My cat manages to wind himself around the alarm clock, kleenex box, nail files, cell phones and coins to jump on my bed and meow loudly in my ear. He has learned over the years to jump, meow and jump down quickly. Hehehe. Ever seen Simon’s cat!? http://www.noob.us/humor/cat-wake-up/ This, you will understand I had a girlfriend whose cat would herd her toward its food by walking between her legs in such a manner that the only direction she could move without tripping would be toward the kitchen. I think that if humans bungle things, cats are next in line. Perhaps they’re growing impatient. They’re cunning little beggars . . apparently, despite their behaviour and appearance, they are in terms of evolution further away from ‘big cats’ than we are from the apes – – they’re just waiting for us to catch up . . . My cat is watching me as I post this comment, so just for the record . . we’re never going to ‘catch up’. I think he’s happy with that, but then again . . . you can never be sure what they’re thinking . . . . Any thoughts? Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.