new winter coat . . .
Bored with the iFad, returned to my Pilot G-Tec 
deadly boring? thanks Paul
After the talking dog memory, being in a nostalgic frame of mind, I googled me! And found this…. well, if you’re going to be insulted it might as well be by someone famous .
Sausages . . . the legendary talking dog
Having dinner with a newcomer to Paciano, he mentioned Sausages… I said it was partially my fault!! Andrew was stunned – in the UK it was legendary- everybody remembers it from TV. Yes I finally got my name in Music Week….. unfortunately followed by the comment: “God help us!”
acorns . .
Novel write ups … which are rarely novel
at the end of the day, cliches are as dull as ditchwater….. see what I mean?
PRIVATE EYE meets Leonardo . . .
