Resolution …….

Today is traditionally the day for resolutions – statements of ambition and determination, most of which (especially those of an abstemious nature) have faded by the time the pub has opened.

So for this year I would like to propose that we suggest resolutions for other individuals to respect and act upon. Here are a few:

1 Brian Blessed should learn to begin at least a few sentences without the word ‘I’

2 Politicians should never suggest they are ‘committed’ to anything without indicating the level of their commitment. The result of not fulfilling the stated commitment could be expedited as a financial penalty or in more serious cases, public humiliation or even removal of certain essential body parts.

3 Donald Trump just shouldn’t ……

Any ideas?

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