Today is traditionally the day for resolutions – statements of ambition and determination, most of which (especially those of an abstemious nature) have faded by the time the pub has opened.
So for this year I would like to propose that we suggest resolutions for other individuals to respect and act upon. Here are a few:
1 Brian Blessed should learn to begin at least a few sentences without the word ‘I’
2 Politicians should never suggest they are ‘committed’ to anything without indicating the level of their commitment. The result of not fulfilling the stated commitment could be expedited as a financial penalty or in more serious cases, public humiliation or even removal of certain essential body parts.
3 Donald Trump just shouldn’t ……