This edition’s contribution
Spotted by Lesley on a jewellery site
Diamond solitaire rings are the perfect jewellery piece for asking your loved one to take your hand in marriage. This dazzling diamond ring is sure to make it impossible for her to say yes!
So we were sitting in the pub and Lesley and I were talking about something – I don’t know what, but we needed to check something so I picked up my iPhone.
Siri comes up with “What can I help you with ?”
Not really thinking, I said: “Go away, Siri!”
To which she responded: “What did I do to deserve that?!”
Laughing about it, I said: “Sorry, Siri…..”
and immediately got the reply:
“It’s alright Rowland. Really.”
So if he has done nothing wrong, why spend £500000 ensuring that people can’t talk?!
Proves my theory – never trust a man who wears a shirt with a non-matching colour!
I do not understand how any normal human being can derive pleasure from killing a harmless animal?