This was an exhibition I did in Italy 13 years ago. I’ve been keeping a journal for coming up to 20 years. For several years, it was featured in a Dutch arts newspaper called Zuiderlucht (now called Zout)
I was also commissioned by Matcboox – a Dutch publisher of miniature books – to produce a book featuring extracts from my journals.
The other day I had a very strange experience – I spoke to someone on a helpline who was generally helpful. Yes, really! He spoke clearly and concisely, rather than churning out pre-scripted corporate speak. I thanked him – I really did.
Normally when dealing with so-called customer services I end the call with a craving for the anaesthetic of strong alcohol, or the solace of a padded room, where I can wreak havoc on innocent, inanimate objects. On this occasion, I ended the call whistling in a carefree manner much to my own, and my wife’s surprise.
American Football teams ? Eagles, Bears, Panthers, Lions
Grimsby Town – mascot is Harry Haddock – fans sing ‘we’re only happy when we’re fishing!’
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Up until now you have been able to access this blog from reallyaccessiblememory.com and rowlandwithaw.com.
After some consideration I no longer use the domain reallyaccessiblememory.com.
So in future please use rowlandwithaw.com
We are surrounded by liars at every level. I’m not even going to mention the Government as they have taken lying to the heights — to the point of openly denying what they have said even when it has been recorded! No -I am talking about the habitual lying that we are confronted with everyday from all directions. My network provider which, for the sake of anonymity, I shall call ‘a number more than two and less than four’ sends me a message on the 20th of every month saying ‘you have nearly reached you spend limit’. I am only a week into the current charging period and there are 29.48 GB left from my 30 GB allowance. So it is untrue, yes it is a lie.
Similarly I regularly get notices saying my iCloud storage is nearly full and it never has been. The number of scam callers I get is phenomenal and I know I’m not alone. One company has called several times and I answer them when I want to irritate the hell out of them and waste their time. The conversation goes like this. The guy introduces himself saying: ‘I am the Home Insulation Advisor for your area.’ ‘Oh!’ I say, trying to sound impressed by his self designated status. I then let him ramble on for as much time as I have to spare, before asking the $64,000 question. ‘So are you from the council or is it a Government department?’ Here there is usually some pleasing hesitation and a large chunk of nervousness leaping into Mr Blusters sales pitch. He says the name of his company – at which point I simply say – ‘So you are private company adopting a name and stance that you think will convince innocent members of the public to part with valuable cash by falling for your seedy little subterfuge.‘ The silence is deafening.
It is claimed that Oscar Wilde (and several other famous people, apparently) said ‘Always be nice to your enemies – nothing annoys them more’ which is entirely true but in some cases a slightly different approach can be rather satisfying, too.
Yes – we have eaten tonight at Vedaa – lovely Indian food. We regularly buy pizzas from Wood Oven Pizza – the best I’ve eaten since we lived in Italy.
But this is a new place..,.,,
Shall not be supporting this local business…..
There I am in black and white EXCEPT I didn’t say that! They added the last sentence! This isn’t the first time that this has happened. A short while ago they changed ‘oh, how we laughed!’ to ‘how we sneered’ which I my opinion is a very different statement. I wrote to the editor of the ‘I’ and got no reply, so I contacted IPSO who decided that I had no reasonable grounds for complaint. Therefore it would seem that they believe that an editor may actually change whatever they want! Now what they did in this instance is not earth shattering BUT nevertheless it is not what I wrote, and surely the entire basis of ‘readers letters’ is that they are written by readers.
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