Crazy or what?!?!?

I think this is probably the most absurd question I have ever seen on Quora:

What’s that song that starts with a guitar and goes like bwer wer werrr? I thinks it’s from the 60s or around that- definetly not after 2000. And I don’t think it sounds like a said song- kind of cheery. Edit: I think it might have clapping.

Can anybody out do that?

What a life!

Turned the wrong knob – too many ovens on this stove ……and now the Bengal has vomited on Artdeco dining table …. oh, lord what first world problems …..

Good thing the Pinot is chilled …..

Thought you might like to know . . . .

It has just been announced on BBC radio that the police will be raiding over 40 dodgy Bureau de Change agencies in London this week who are believed to be involved in laundering drug money.

I’m sure they’ll be grateful for the heads up!

Euphemism of the week

Matt Hancock in response to John Humphrys pointing out that Boris Johnson is prone to saying things and then simply denying that he said them, described Boris Johnson as an ‘extraordinary communicator’


Irony ?

The sign on one of the pumps in our local reads ‘Awaiting Perfetion’

Genius? Or is it…….