A few classics from the Guardian.
A packet of Walkers crisps that announces that the contents are ‘Made with real ingredients’ . . . . as ‘opposed to unreal, imaginary or surreal’ added the columnist. . . . . .
And, I must thank Francesca Forber for sending in this gem: on a leaflet for the Horse of the Year Show, ‘asthmatics are advised that horses are the predominant feature of this event.” Thank you for that!!