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Language is a living breathing thing . . and then there’s mistakes

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Mis-understandings, strange noises . . . . . . . and revealing underwear

Some years ago, there was a post circulating called things we wouldn’t know without the movies. which was very well observed …things like

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a
woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will
ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the
building you want without difficulty.

If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the
mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill –
just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

But this particular item is funny for two reasons.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their
most revealing underwear.

Er yes . . . but if you have strange noises in your most revealing underwear…. surely haunted houses should be the least of your concerns ?!?!