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Xing? but only just . . .

 

This is a schematic of how whilst I was slowing down for a Red at a Xing, a motorcyclist overtook me, on the wrong side of the central reservation then crossed back into the correct lane beneath the descending barriers……..levelXing025

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Health and Safety warnings… warning! this product may….

A few classics from the Guardian.

A packet of Walkers crisps that announces that the contents are ‘Made with real ingredients’ . . . . as ‘opposed to unreal, imaginary or surreal’ added the columnist. . . . . .

And, I must thank Francesca Forber for sending in this gem:  on a leaflet for the Horse of the Year Show, ‘asthmatics are advised that horses are the predominant feature of this event.” Thank you for that!!