We headed for Chiusi to get the train to Orvieto only to discover that there is a two hour wait for the next train. Then by the time the train arrived 25 minutes late, we were frozen and yes it was the 4th May! An inauspicious start to the day.
The journey is relatively quick, as we are both transfixed by a hyperactive young man. He is wearing shorts, a T-shirt and trekking shoes. Every exposed part of his body is tattooed. There is a superhero on the front of his left leg, and what might be a self portrait of his hirsute head and face on the back. The other leg displays a replica of a whiskey bottle label on it and so it goes on. In front of him on the opposite seat is a colossal rucksack with every available loop having something attached to it. There’s folding walking poles, a head torch, and a GPS locator.
The pockets are filled with protein bars and energy drinks, the drinks containers being fitted with tubes to enable in-flight refuelling. He spends the entire 20 minutes of the journey, removing items from the rucksack and reattaching them to a different locations, or checking his phone. He prepares to disembark quite some distance from Orvieto. This is a wise move as before he can get the rucksack on, he attaches a bumbag to his front – a bag which would probably adequately serve as a weekend case for most people. Finally fully loaded with sun shades balanced on his bandanna’d head, he strides for the space near the doors which he virtually fills. He might well have benefited from banner, saying EXCEPTIONAL LOAD in three languages. Completing the scene, he takes out his mobile and gives a brief account of the kilometres he has covered and the heights he has scaled. He concludes his presentation with the dramatic statement ‘Non sono più in gara!’. I’m no longer in the game.
The platform at Orvieto is very low and as he stepped down, I’m sure I was not the only person present wondering, nay even hoping, that he might slip and end up struggling on his back like a beached turtle. ‘Pride comes before a fall!’ they say, but clearly did not in this case, but maybe that’s for the best.
We take the funicular to the top of village and decide to walk rather than take the the bus. This helped to warm us up, but not sufficiently that we weren’t attracted by an ‘end of the line’ sale. I spy a nice zip-up sweater for €9 which the owner tries to convince me that will be too small, though it says it’s large and more importantly it clearly fits me. Lesley also finds a top, and for €18 that’s £15.45, we are ready to face the world.
We wander up the street, reminiscing about meals we’d eaten there, and also seeing the great Jim Hall in the theatre during ‘Orvieto Jazz Winter’.
The Duomo at Orvieto is a massive and beautiful building and though I’ve seen it dozens of times in the last 30 years, it still slaps me in the face and says ‘Look I’m still here and I’m beautiful!’ We soak it all in for a while and take some pics simply to prove to ourselves that we’ve been there, yet again.
Looking for somewhere for a lunchtime snack, we head off into the less busy hinterland which believe it or not still exists, even in a busy tourist infested town like Orvieto. We see a small bar and decide it looks worth a try. Essentially it’s a corridor going deep into the building but it feels ‘right’. The waitress arrives and we order salumi, cheese and some focaccia and, of course, wine. She returns with the glasses, and I’m stunned as to how sparkling they are and so a conversation ensues about how to clean glasses. The food is good ‘solid fare’ and includes their own licorice chutney so we have a conversation about our encounter with Fortunato Amarelli the appropriately named head of that noble family and their licorice empire and we enjoy another great lunch.
Checking the timetable realise we have one hour and a half to wait before the next train. We pause at a bar for an Ichnusa for me and a coffee for Lesley. The two youngish guys sitting beside me talk incessantly for 20 minutes not pausing for breath, politeness, or even alcohol. We move on and walk down to the castle where a group of ladies, of a certain age, are creating watercolours. Sketching outdoor is nice but please don’t call it ‘plein air’.
We take the funicular down to the train station surrounded by a group of the loud middle-class English youths! I’ve come to the conclusion that I am bigoted – I can deal with loud Italians but loud Brits and Americans are my breaking point. This was confirmed when we spent that evening at the L’Oca Bruciata, the Pizzeria in the village which was packed with Italians. The buzz was lovely but later on when three Americans enter the bottom bar as we enjoyed a ‘post-cena’ ice cream my hackles were truly risen!
Then nobody‘s perfect and I do try my best. I comfort myself with that and we go to bed.